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Chapel is meant to be a worshipful experience, and usually it is.
The years, however, have seen their moments of hilarity. A relatively
recent development is the humorous chapel announcements.
In 1978, student Jim Reinhard identified three rules governing
chapel announcements:
1. There shall be no motorized or nonmotorized vehicles in
the sanctuary exceeding the aisle width or exceeding 2.5 horsepower.
Briggs and Stratton lawn movers, tricycles, and ambulance cots will
be acceptable.
2. The total noise output from the person or persons giving
the announcement shall not exceed 250 decibels, unless the announcers
are giving a Panther battle cry, at which time the 300 decibel limit
will be in effect.
3. Dress Code – Clothing must be worn at all times while
making a chapel announcement. Shorts, pajamas, bathrobes, athletic
uniforms, etc., are acceptable. Also, announcers may wear clothing
of the opposite sex if they so desire.
He was only slightly exaggerating. One year the annual Muscular
Dystrophy Volleyball-athon was promoted with a participatory announcement.
Simultaneously, volleyballs were tossed into the crowd and students
sitting in the middle of the church raised two volleyball nets,
one on each side of the sanctuary. After a few moments of hitting
the balls helter skelter, the "formal" announcement was
made from the platform.
Main speakers have often supplied the laughs. Kevin Sivis (class
of ’84) remembers Dr. James Reinhard’s sermon delivered while on
roller-skates as one of the funniest chapel events he witnessed.
Student pranks have enjoyed a long, rich tradition in GC chapels.
Lawrence Juhlin (class of ’59) recalls two: "A new vice president
became noted for his long introduction of chapel speakers. One morning
during the service, a banner was surreptitiously lowered from the
ceiling above the platform. It read, "Please remain seated
after the introduction for a few brief words by the speaker.
And: "So many alarm clocks had gone off in LaDue Chapel that
it really had become tiresome. This particular day the alarm clock
had been placed on a ledge some fifteen feet about the floor. When
the alarm rang, Matt Zahniser rose from his seat and reached the
ledge with a daring stretch from the side of the balcony. He shut
off the alarm, placed it back on the ledge, and returned to the
balcony, to the thunderous applause of the student body."
Shirley Sheriff (class of ’64) tells of the time President Glenn
Richardson rose to speak. At the moment, the song, "Puff, the
Magic Dragon" began playing over the P.A. system.
Dr. Matt Zahniser recalls an incident that happened while he was
teaching at GC in the early ’80’s: "Bowie Kuhn was being honored
for his contributions to baseball at a full-dress convocation. Two
students who had rented doctoral regalia got in line on the heels
of the faculty in procession. When they reached the platform, they
unveiled a bust they had pilfered from the art department. They
presented it as a bust of the Honorable Mr. Kuhn, to be placed in
permanent view on campus, then topped off their stunt by leading
the entire assembly in ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game.’"
And finally, Phillip Miller (class of ’87) shares his favorite
prank: "Some fellow students in the science department rigged
up a plant which "grew" with the help of a remote-controlled
rising plant stand, while the speaker talked. It eventually
covered the podium and his face."
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